Every Tavern needs a good drunk

[Tenebrus]

And tonight, I'm it!

You're all a bunch of jerks *hic*

Prove me wrong *hic* I dare you!

[Rosea]

I'm too nice to be a jerk, but I can be a royal bitch some days *hic*

Now share the rum, 'for I kick yer arse.

[Tenebrus]

No! it's my rum. keep yer' scurvy hands offit!

[Kyrill]

Now...now lads & lasses  This is a time to rejoice rather than to pick up arms against one another. 

(moving between Tenebrus & Rosea, with one hand holding a tankard and the other one cupping the hilt of my short sword)

This tavern is meant to be a place for all to gather...is there is truely offense taken here, then outside to settle it like the critters do is in order.

(hoisting my tankard into the air and inviting all in the tavern to do the same)

[Grodin]

aww ya bunch a wimps a good fight is just what the lads need to pick up the spirit.   have at it!!  *slams Kyrill on to the floor, punches tenebrus in the gut and head butts Rosea* (laughing) now this is fun!!  *draws his sword and downs his beer*  Who's next!!

[Tenebrus]

*hic*


Alright, I'll drink to peace, but I need another drink first. Who's buying?

[Teleri]

From the bar owner:

The house is buying this round, if-in yall's promise not to brek the furniture again!!

Sets up a line of funky blue shots.

[Grodin]

Free drinks!!! *Replaces his sword in its scabbard and steps to the Bar*  Peace it is!!

[Kyrill]

Now...what is this?  There is enough rum for all to share.  Join me in a toast...to whatever you choose to toast to.

[Micheal Sandstorm]

*walks in the through the front door and goes straight for the dark corner in the back and sits down

*I pull out a flask and tip it back only to realize the it's empty so I replace the cap and place it on the table in front of me.

[Grodin]

*points at Michael and says very loud* yall see the shady one in the corner to good to drink with us common folk.  looks to be quite the sneak.  I'll buy him a drink that way he don't have to steal it.  Bar maid a round for my sneaky friend in the corner.  *whispering* that'll get him started.  *very loud and directed to Michael as if he is talking to someone who is slow witted* The polite thing to do here is buy me the next. *laughs* 

[Micheal Sandstorm]

*when the barmaid walks over to Micheal's table he gently pulls her down and whispers something in her ear.

BM: Are you sure you have enough for that?

*his hand slips from the barmaid and into his pocket only to pull out a bag he opens it and shows the barmaid the contents and puts the bag in her hand

MS: I would like the bag back when your done.

*The barmaid quickly rushes into the backroom after this.

MS: Thank you.

*the barmaid returns and talks to Grodin

BM: Sir the sneaky gentleman in the corner their said for you to drink your fill, and it's all paid for by him.

* then she pours him another round

[Grodin]

haha you better find yourself another bag of gold friend.  I'm gonna empty the cellars tonight.  Bring me a keg and keep em commin. 
*the barmaid brings Grodin a barrel of stout.  He slams his sword into the top to tap it picks it up and downs the whole thing burps wipes his beard off and calls.* 
youuu betters gets a coupleses strong lads for tonighth I feel a miighty thirst!!  Hic!!  Who'th up for a danth! Hic!!
*Grodin slides to the dance floor falls flat on his face and can't get up*
Barrmaid forgget ith I'm all tallk!!  hic!! 

[Micheal Sandstorm]

*he just watches grodin and shakes his head

I didn't pay her in gold, so drink all you want the cellars yours and whoever you wish to drink with.